Hillary Clinton goes to
her doctor for a physical, only to find out that
she's pregnant!
She is furious. Here
she has a chance to be president and this has
happened to her.
She gets Bill on the
phone and immediately starts screaming: "How
could you have let this happen? With all that's
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant!
How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just
found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all
your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you
got to say???"
There is nothing but
dead silence on the phone.
She screams again,
"Did you hear me??!!"
Finally she hears
Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely
audible whisper, he says, "Who is
this?"