Don't Diss My Friends!
A man
walked into a Kentucky bar and ordered a beer
just as Barack H. Obama appeared on the
television. After a few sips, he looked up at
the television and mumbled, "Now,
there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever
seen."
A
customer at the end of the bar quickly stood
up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few
minutes later, as the man was finishing his
beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the
television. "She's a horse's ass
too," the man said.
This
time, a customer at the other end of the bar
quickly stood up, walked over to him, and
knocked him off his stool.
"Damn
it!" the man said, climbing back up to
the bar, "This must be Democrat
country!"
"Nope,"
the bartender replied. "Horse
country!"