In
an effort to avert war, Bush travels to
Tehran to negotiate with President
Ahmadinejad.
As
George sits down he notices that
Ahmadinejad's chair has three red buttons on
one arm. After a few minutes of talking,
Ahmadinejad pushes one of the buttons and a
boxing glove pops out of a compartment in the
desk and punches George on the nose.
Ahmadinejad laughs loudly and George
continues trying to negotiate.
After
another couple of minutes Ahmadinejad pushes
a second button and a boot swings out and
kicks George on the shin, he grimaces and
Ahmadineja laughs even louder.
Finally
Ahmadinejad pushes the third button and a
boot kicks George in the butt. Ahmadinejad
laughs hysterically and George has had
enough.
"Ok
that's it, I’m going home. We will
continue these talks in two weeks time in
Washington."
Two
weeks later Ahmadinejad arrives to talk to
George and notices three red buttons on the
arm of the President's chair and expects to
be repaid for his treatment of the US
President.
After
a few minutes the President pushes a button
and Ahmadinejad leaps out of his chair but
nothing happens and George giggles.
After
a minute or two the President pushes the
second button and once again Ahmadinejad
throws himself out of the chair but again
nothing happens and Bush giggles even louder.
Finally,
the President pushes the third button and
once again Ahmadinejad expects to be hit by
something and leaps from the chair but
nothing happens.
Ahmadinejad
is fuming as Bush rolls around the floor
giggling hysterically.
'I've
had enough of this. Your Senator Biden is
right. You are brain-dead. I'm going back to
Tehran.'
Bush
wipes the tears from his eyes and says
through his giggles. 'What Tehran?'
(Ed.
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