Senators
Biden, Reid, and Obama are sitting by the side of
a river holding fishing poles with the lines in
the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them,
taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse
me, sirs, I'd like to see your fishing
licenses."
"We
don't have any," replied Senator Biden.
"Well,
if you're going to fish, you need fishing
licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But
officer," replied Senator Reid, "we
aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of
our lines and we're collecting debris off the
bottom of the river."
The
Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure
enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the
end of each line. "Well, I know of no law
against it," said the Game Warden,
"take all the debris you want." And
with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon
as the Game Warden was out of sight, the senators
started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb
Fish Cop," Senator Obama said to the other
two. "Doesn't he know there are steelhead
trout in this river?"