A rabbi
and Barack H. Obama get into a car accident and
it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished,
but amazingly, neither man is hurt. They crawl
out of their cars and the rabbi sees Obama and
says, "I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God. God must have meant that we
should meet and be friends the rest of our
days."
And
Obama said, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God. From now on, I'm
pro Israel"
The
rabbi eyes Obama carefully and says, "Look
at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen
David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
And so
he hands the bottle to Obama. Obama chugs down
about half of the bottle and passes it back to
the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't
drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back
to Obama. Obama asks the rabbi, "Aren't you
going to have any?"
The
rabbi replied, "No . . . I think I'll just
wait for the police."