A
plane with 4 passengers is about to crash,
but has only 3 parachutes. The first
passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the
best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need
me, I can't afford to die." So he took
the first parachute and left the plane.
The
second passenger, Barack H. Obama said,
"I am the most ambitious man in the
world. I am also an Illinois Senator, the
smartest man in the world and, the number one
reason, I am the future President of the
United States." He grabbed the second
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The
third passenger, Rev. Billy Graham, says to
the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school
boy, "I am old and I don't have many
years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice
my life and let you have the last
parachute."
The
boy said, "It's ok, mister, there's
still a parachute left for you. America's
wannabe president just jumped with my school
backpack."
(Ed.
Note: Presidential? Not!!)
CSW 08-16