Kelly's Comedy Corner

Any similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental

The Speed of the Senate

Barack Obama and some friends walk into a bar. One of the guys tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The guys lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.

Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up" and once again they toast "51 days" and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "Congrats, fellas, but why are you toasting 51 days?"

An excited Obama explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in just 51 days!"

(Ed. Note: Presidential? No way!!)

CSW 08-17