Barack
Obama was touring an elementary school in his old
hood promoting his dual language proposal. He
noticed little Leroy reading a book. He went over
to Leroy and saw the book he was reading was
about animals.
"What
is that animal," Obama asked?
"A
frickan elephant," Leroy replied.
Obama
steps back and says, "Say what?"
"A
frickan elephant," Leroy repeats.
Obama
whispers to Leroy that he shouldn't talk that rap
language to the next president of the United
States. That language should be saved for songs
and home. Obama asks again, "What is that
animal?"
"A
frickan elephant," Leroy confusedly answers.
Obama
was getting frustrated and grabs Leroy's book.
Sure
enough, right below the picture it read ....
.......... African Elephant
How
great is Hooked on Phonics? Hey Obama, maybe we
should learn English before requiring a second
language.
(Ed.
Note: Presidential? We think not!)
P.S.
Are you asking what happened to little Johnny,
the usual subject of this humor? Little Johnny
graduated college summa cum laude and is
currently practicing research medicine. And
besides, he only speaks English and doesn't live
in the hood!