When Barack Obama was
learning religion at the Jeremiah Wright
School of Bigotry, his teacher asked the
class, "Who is the mother of
Jesus?"
One lady stood and
answered, "Mary, of course."
The teacher then asked a
more difficult question, "Who is the
father of Jesus?"
Obama stood quickly and
proudly announced, "It's Verge."
In awe of his obvious
intellect and messianic attributes, the
teacher asked, "I find that
fascinatingly brilliant. How did you arrive
at that?"
Obama, reveling in the
vastness of his own intelligence said,
"Well, Reverend Wright is always talking
about Verge n' Mary.''
(Ed. Note: Presidential?
We think not!)