Any
similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to become president,
are purely coincidental
??I Can't Understand
This??
Barack
Obama was on vacation in Hawaii and, attempting
to fight the boredom of how to raise our taxes,
decides on working a jig-saw puzzle.
He
calls his wife Michelle who is on the beach with
the children, "Please come home and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure
out how to get it started."
Michelle
asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
Obama
says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger.
Curious,
Michelle gathers the girls and goes back to the
motel to help with the puzzle.
She
comes in and Obama shows her where he has the
puzzle spread all over the table. Michelle
studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the
box, then turns to Obama and says: "No
matter what we do, dear, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
She
then wipes Obama's tears, takes his hand and
says, "I want you to relax and stop thinking
about becoming president. Let's have a drink and
then............let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back into the box."