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October 06, 2008

CSW 08-22-02

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Evil Knows No Gender
Warning - Rated "R"

When it comes to being evil, gender has no play. Take the case of Sandra Bernhard, a so-called comedienne. Heretofore, CSW has referred to males Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez, and Osama bin Laden as evil. Sandra Bernhard, a female, has now joined the infamous ranks. In her "comedic" act in a Washington, D.C. establishment, Bernhard referred to Sarah Palin as an "Uncle women," a "turncoat bitch," and a "whore."

If you can stomach it, we have included a transcript of her act which can be verified by playing the linked video. WARNING: The video contains very explicit language so keep your volume lowered or your reputation in the neighborhood will be shot.

"Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the s--t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat bitch! Don’t you f--kin’ reference Old Testament, bitch! You stay with your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bulls--t! Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you bitch! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f--kin' cheap New Vision cheap-ass plastic glasses and your [sneering voice] hair up. A Tina Fey-Megan Mullally brokedown bulls--t moment."

Video

This is an example, ladies and gentlemen, of the type of freedom of speech the liberals espouse. Bernhard is reported as saying Palin would be "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she comes to New York. Bernhard says her words were taken out of context. Really? You read the transcript and/or watched the video; who do you believe? Yes, she has a constitutionally protected right to say what she does and we have the same right to call her evil.

Ari Roth, a spokesman for Theater J, the Jewish club where Bernhard's E-Coli was spread, said this in defending Bernhard, "We’re proud of our producing—proud of Sandra's sense of timing—taking the fight out to the house and to the street beyond, channeling so much of our rage and frustration at the bizarre recent twists of fortune since Karl Rove trotted out Sarah Palin for John McCain to briefly meet and then get in bed with. Sandra's face is hanging 10 feet tall in a banner over the DCJCC steps and we're proud that she's a new emblem and ambassador for our theater and our center. She's not the only one who represents us. But her large heart, her generous talent, and her big mouth are all a big part of who we are."

Do they distribute Betty's Better Barf Bags at these events? We hope so!

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