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March 9, 2009

CSW 09-06-02

The Coffee Shop is Open

And the people say…………….

 

Kelly Says

There Goes the Neighborhood

Barack Obama came running into Rahm Emanuel's office in the White House and said to his buddy, 'Rahm, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'

Rahm screamed, 'Did you see who it was?'

Obama answered, 'Nah, I couldn't tell, but I got his license number.'

(Ed. Note: Now that's what you call a smart president!)

 

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No Clue

During his campaign, Obama was pulled over for speeding by a Georgia State trooper.

The trooper asked, 'Got any I.D.?'

Obama replied, 'Bout what?

(Ed. Note: Still holds true today. He has no clue what's going on.)

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Sarah

The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up.

Well, the election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party and Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that.

In the best example of bipartisanship Governor Palin has invited Barack Obama and Joe Biden, the men who defeated her and John McCain in the presidential election, to join her on a moose hunting trip in her great state of Alaska.

She's hired three prominent experts in their field to ensure the two men have a wonderful time; Dick Cheney will lead them on daily hunts, each evening Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives and daughters while the men are gone.

What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!

(Thanks AZ)

 

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