Barack Obama started the day
early having set his
alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking,
he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG
KONG ).
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE), and
tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast
in his new
electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with
his
calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could raise taxes today.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio (MADE IN JAPAN)
he got into his car (MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA)
and continued contemplating a new trillion dollar
bailout.
At the end of yet another discouraging and
fruitless day,
Obama checked his email on the computer (MADE IN
MALAYSIA) and decided to relax for awhile.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),
and pondered ways to blame Bush for the
high unemployment rate.