The 2007 PERSPI and STUP Awards

Award Definitions
(Courtesy of
CSW, Merriam-Webster & Dictionary.com)

  • PERSPI (n) - [CSW] a person who possesses and exemplifies perspicacity i.e. acute mental vision or discernment, intelligence manifested by being astute, the capacity to assess situations or circumstances shrewdly and to draw sound conclusions, and thus the PERSPI AWARD.
  • STUP (n) - [CSW] a person who exemplifies the epitome of stupidity i.e. slow to learn or understand, obtuse, tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes, marked by a lack of intelligence or care, foolish, dazed, stunned, stupefied, pointless, and thus the STUP AWARD.
  • DWEEB (n) - Not quite of STUP caliber but well on his/her way to attaining that status. A person regarded as socially inept or foolish.

And remember our policy: Once a PERSPI, you can always become a STUP; once a STUP, you can never become a PERSPI.

 


The 2007 PERSPI Winners
(Links are in alphabetical order, CSW # & date)

Arizona Sanctions Law - (CSW 07-23, 10/10/07)
Bartnoff, Judith - D.C. Judge (CSW 07-19, 07/05/07)
Berman, Leo - Tx State Rep. (CSW 07-05, 02/05/07)
Cooper, Roy - S.C. Attorney General (CSW 07-12, 04/13/07)
CSW Readers - (CSW 07-30, 12/18/07)
Deal, Nathan - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-05, 02/05/07)
Ford, Gerald - 38th U.S. President (CSW 07-01, 01/03/07)
Gallegly, Elton - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-03, 01/17/07)
Johnson, Sam - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-07, 02/21/07)
King, Steve - State Representative (CSW 07-29, 12/11/07)
Ohio Legislature - (CSW 07-02, 01/08/07)
Perdue, Sonny - Georgia Gov. (CSW 07-26, 11/13/07)
SCOTUS Decision - (CSW 07-13, 04/23/07)

 


The 2007 STUP Award Winners
(Links are in alphabetical order, CSW # & date)

Anti- democratic French People - (CSW 07-14, 05/07/07)
Atlanta Freethought Society - (CSW 07-26, 11/13/07
Bank of America - (CSW 07-06, 02/13/07)
Carter, Jimmy - Former President (CSW 07-16, 05/24/07)
Cohen, Roger - NYT Columnist (CSW 07-29, 12/11/07)
CNN - News Network (CSW 07-28, 12/06/07)
Gadahn, Adam - American Terrorist (CSW 07-17, 05/31/07)
Hagel, Chuck - U.S. Senator (CSW 07-07, 02/21/07)
Junket Senators - U.S. Senators (CSW 07-01, 01/03/07)
Kagen, Steve - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-03, 01/17/07)
Leahy, Pat - U.S. Senator (CSW 07-04, 01/24/07)
Moran, James - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-09, 03/13/07)
Murtha, John - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-07, 02/21/07)
Nifong, Mike - N.C. Prosecutor (CSW 07-12, 04/13/07
Nifong, Mike - N.C. Prosecutor (CSW 07-18, 06/19/07
Obama, Barack Hussein - U.S. Senator (CSW 07-27, 11/29/07)
O'Donnell, Rosie - Show Host (CSW 07-02, 01/10/07)
O'Donnell, Rosie - Show Host (CSW 07-05, 02/05/07)
O'Donnell, Rosie - Show Host (CSW 07-10, 03/21/07)
Opie & Anthony - XM Radio Shock Jocks (CSW 07-15, 05/16/07)
Pelosi, Nancy - U.S. Representative (CSW 07-11, 04/05/07
Pino, Julio - Kent State U. History Prof. (CSW 07-08, 03/03/07)
Reid, Harry - U.S. Senator (CSW 07-13, 04/23/07)
Reid, Harry - U.S. Senator (CSW 07-20, 08/27/07)
Sheehan, Cindy - Activist (CSW 07-19, 07/10/07)
Spitzer, Eliot - N.Y. Governor (CSW 07-25, 11/06/07)
Stark, Peter - U.S. Representitive (CSW 07-24, 10/25/07)
Texas Atheists - Litigants (CSW 07-21, 09/04/07)
Washington State Supreme Court - (CSW 07-23, 10/10/07)
Wisconsin State Senate - (CSW 07-30, 12/18/07)

 

 

 

 

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