COFFEE SHOP WEEKLY

FROM the COFFEE SHOP to the BARSTOOL

What Real People are Saying

Warning! Not politically correct

Because We Don’t Have To Be

May 12, 2004

CSW 14

The Coffee Shop is Open

And the people say…………….

 

The CoffeeShopWeekly.Com Lexicon

Perspi - (n) [as in purse-pea] the antithesis of a Stup. "One who is perspicacious can't be a stup." E.g. “He and his committee lack perspicacity and therefore can neither be Perspies, nor win Perspies.”

Coffee Shop Weekly’s Perspi Award

This week’s Perspi award goes to Senator John Inhofe ( R ) Oklahoma.

He was Perspified on his first try for his outstanding and outspoken Armed Services Committee presentation on Tuesday, 05/11. He said he was “more outraged at the outrage” than the happenings in Iraq themselves. That is also a CSW sentiment, one which we espouse daily.

This is Abuse??

“Abuse in Iraq” - We have a gay bar in our town. I’ve been told that on Saturday nights the patrons do worse things to each other than what happened to the prisoners in Iraq...and it's billed as entertainment (No!! I was told about it!!!).

Demonic Radicals Enrage America

Both coffee shop and barstool crowds were clamoring for revenge of Nick Berg. It takes an event of magnitude to rally Americans to remember why we are fighting this war. It’s to rid the world of these barbaric, animalistic, excuses for humans who kill on a whim while chanting "God is great" that's why. My septic tank sludge is made of better stuff than these demonic twirps.

However, clamoring for revenge and getting revenge are light years apart. The intelligentsia are promoting a measured response with more negotiations. ‘We can’t rush into anything because innocent people could be killed. Our image in the Middle East could be damaged even more.’ Is this to say then, that our beheaded, burned, and hung from bridges citizens are not part of the "innocent"? I might have missed a chapter in the book of stups, but are we not at war? Aren’t innocent people killed in the coarse of war? Don’t we protect our people first? Or maybe these pseudo intellects hold to the theory: Let them shoot and kill us, don’t upset the Muslim community, don’t hurt that mosque, and maybe this will all go away and we can restore our image? That's McCainism (read the transcript of the ASC meeting of last Thursday). Remember the pictures of the bombed out churches in France and England in the aftermath of WW II? Can you imagine that war being fought under today's rules? Achtung!!

Betty's running out of barf bags, Billy. This is getting ridiculous.

Where do we find these dweeb phonies? They all have a favorite phrase when they spout their ideas i.e."The American people think" this and that as though they know what we're thinking. It's disgusting how wrong they usually are. That’s the beauty of CSW. It is the people doing the speaking!!

Kerry Missing in Action on Senate Floor

What have we heard from big John Kerry lately? Well, he's been knocking Bush for not extending the unemployment benefits for an additional 26 weeks and the senate took up his cause. They had a vote on it the other day and guess what. The measure lost by one (1) vote. Oh! So close! And, uh, one more question. Who was not present to vote?..... Bingo, Baby. John F. Kerry, that's who! Let's see how he whines about this one. Blame this on Bush, too?

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your attention and have a good evening.

The bar is open.