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What the Real People are Saying

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October 21, 2004

CSW 38-2

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And the people say…………….

"I’ve Got a Plan"

"I’ve got a plan." The battle cry of the Kerry/Edwards campaign. Maybe someday Kerry will write a book and let us in on just what that plan was. After all, he will still be a senator after November and based upon his past senatorial productivity and attendance, he'll have plenty of time to write a book.

We will cover a few issues we have with Kerry and make them short albeit moot.

• Kerry claims the President has given corporate tax breaks for outsourcing American jobs. Wrong again, tax break breath! Tax laws are written and passed by congress, not the president. The tax breaks to which you refer have been in the tax code since the beginning of corporate income tax. The GOP must be assuming that the people know that because they never dispute the claim. Hey GOP! They don't know that. They are believing Kerry. You really dropped the ball Republicans. And Kerry, if you think the laws are so bad, fix them, you jerk. In case you've forgotten, you're still a senator, i.e. part of congress! Show up for work sometime instead of "misleading the American people."

• The DNC has 10,000 lawyers lined up in key states to challenge the election results even if Bush wins in a landslide. They have been instructed to file legal action just on rumor of impropriety, no need for proof. Gee! Deja vu all over again? Preparing for a "whine party" already? Back to the future 2000? Excuse my French. This sucks!!!

• Remember the CSW poll where we asked the people what Clinton specifically did for the economy? 98%+ couldn't answer. We asked what Bush did specifically to "lose" so many jobs and ruin the economy and 98%+ couldn’t answer. The point is, for the most part people have no clue. For those out of work, the economy is bad. They’re looking for someone to blame and it might as well be President Bush. If you're working, the economy is fine. And 94%+ are working. This economy thing is a smoke screen for Kerry. Just something more to babble about.

Kerry tells Americans a fairy tale with a happy Kerry tale ending and the people buy it. For example, he says he can:

• mend the world by stopping wars but if he can't he'll fight them better because of his extensive Vietnam experience.
• put everyone back to work.
• create 10,000,000 new jobs.
• give free healthcare/health insurance to all or most through government subsidies.
• ensure affordable prescription drugs for all or most through government subsidies to drug companies or allowing unsafe foreign imports.
• fix social security.
• heavily fund the No Child Left Behind Act even more so than it is today.
• increase entitlements.
• try to keep the tax cuts for the low and middle class.
• heavily tax the rich and the corporations, especially small businesses even though the top 5% income bracket pays over 50% of the total taxes collected.
• reduce the deficit.
• balance the budget.
• increase the all volunteer army by 40,000 troops.
• get the world to love us again.
• ask permission to defend our country from those who don't give a damn what happens to us.
• and anything Bush is doing, he won't.
• Kerry on Iraq. "I would have done almost everything differently." Now that's a detailed plan, baby! Hindsight is such a beautiful thing. It makes experts of us all.

All of this for only trillions and trillions of dollars. Oh my! I almost forgot. He "has a plan" to ensure we have enough flu vaccine, apparently one of his major homeland security concerns. That will win him some senior votes, won't it? Yes, if they're dumb enough to believe it!

Whew, that's enough. Camelot is promised. Failure is certain. This man for President is a joke, ladies and gentlemen. Just think. He beat out nine or ten other democratic candidates. He's the best the dems had to offer. Poor guy. A sacrificial lamb to allow Hillary time to prepare for 2008.

Maybe Bill said to Hillary, "I've got a plan."

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We’ve used this line before but the arrogance of the democratic party warrants it again. What is the difference between God and John Kerry? Answer, God doesn’t pretend He's John Kerry. (Get it? John Kerry pretends he's............aahhh, you know the rest.)

Time is running out. November 2nd is a short time away. Regardless of your presidential preference, please vote.

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