COFFEE SHOP WEEKLY
FROM the COFFEE SHOP to the BARSTOOL
What Real People are Saying
Warning! Not politically correct
Because We Don’t Have To Be
April 12, 2004 -- Page One
Vol. 04-17.5
The Coffee Shop is Open
And the people say...........................
I’m still waiting for more theory responses to my 9/11 student pilot query. I really would like to hear from more of you.
This week’s big news is the PDB or President’s Daily Briefing of 08/06/01. Its content was far too general to act upon anything specific. What would Americans have done differently in 2001 if there had been a warning or advisory to the public about terrorists who might be thinking about doing something in the U.S. somewhere, sometime? And what do you think the President should have done differently? If I recall, we had many warnings out during the millennium celebrations. Nobody cared. There were hundreds of thousands of people in Times Square, Las Vegas, everywhere on New Years Eve regardless of the warnings. Stups.
Page Two
How about Condi Rice? Was she any good? Vice-Presidential? I don’t know. But, she was pretty darn good! This non-partisan commission (excuse me while I extricate my tongue from my cheek and wait for the laughter to subside) is, and I say again, an absolute joke. Ben-Veniste and Kerrey remind me of the Wit brothers, Dim and Nit. Ben-Veniste playing Clarence Darrow and Kerrey with his feeble attempt at being machismo by saying ’what the hell flies did he swat?’ in response to a Condi Rice answer. And did you catch jughead Kerrey call Dr. Rice “Dr. Clarke” like 5 times? This guy got off his meds way too soon. Give it up guys. The blame game just ain’t workin. By the way, do you know the difference between God and this commission?… Answer…
God doesn’t think He’s a commission.
From the Coffee Shop book of definitions-
STUP (n.)(as in stoop)- a person (or group) that represents the epitome of stupidity, e.g. He and his committee are stups. This word will be used quite frequently so I thought I better define it now.
New feature-- STUP OF THE WEEK (see I told you.)
And the nominees are:
1. CHRIS MATTHEWS- MSNBC-(My choice)
2. CNN, the whole network
3. DICK WOLF- NBC- Executive Producer LAW AND ORDER
4. THE OH! REALLY? FACTOR- FOX (No spin zone? O’Reilly opens his mouth I get dizzy.)
5. THE 9/11 COMMISSION
6. SENATORS KENNEDY AND BYRD (could they be the real Wit brothers?)
7. WHOOPI GOLDBERG- (She and Janet Reno, the Lee sisters: Home and Ug. Okay, okay, I apologize. They could have and should have been prevented.)
8. IMUS- MSNBC - IMUS IN THE MORNING
9. ALAN COLMES- FOX- HANNITY AND COLMES (I think Colmes is related to the Lee sisters.)
10. JOHN KERRY- Why not run Joe Biden instead of this stup? I could vote for a Biden.
He, Kerry, paid $90k to the IRS last year. Bush paid $220k+. And Kerry is worth $2½ gadzookszillian. Holy money, Batman!! But in Heinzsight, Kerry may have filed a separate return from his wife to get the tax breaks. Who is this guy? Man!!
Did you all see the Bush press conference? He held his own. The only answer I would have liked to have heard was to the question of what some of his biggest mistakes were. Had I been Bush I would have said, “I just made one calling on you and I don‘t repeat my mistakes.”
Another stup candidate, that reporter?
******************************************
Distributed free to the friends and clients of the CENTER FOR CONSUMER FAIRNESS