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CSW 41-2

*****BREAKING NEWS*****

John Kerry May Have

Mad Gore Disease

"Despite the words of cooperation and moderate-sounding promises, this administration is planning a right-wing assault on values and ideals we hold most deeply," Kerry said.

"Healthy debate and diverse opinion are being eliminated from the State Department and CIA, and the Cabinet is being remade to rubber-stamp policies that will undermine Social Security, balloon the deficit, avoid real reforms in health care and education, weaken homeland security, and walk away from critical allies around the world."

John Kerry in an email to his flock 11/04.

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"It was the Osama tape" that cost me the election Kerry said to Fox News celeb Geraldo Rivera. "It scared [the voters]."

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All together now, S-T-U-P-I-D W-H-I-N-E-R. CSW gave a PERSPI of the week award to those who voted in the 2004 Presidential election. And now you know why. They had the perspicacity to realize his insanity and defeat John Kerry. It is rumored he is suffering from a politically terminal condition known as "mad Gore disease." The above exemplifies some of the symptoms he is exhibiting. We’re sorry. There is no known cure.

Al Gore is also suffering from this disease named for him following the 2000 election. The symptoms build to a crescendo where it is impossible to think rationally, to stop whining, to admit defeat or to say anything remotely intelligent. It is a sad day, too, at the DNC. Terry McAuliffe has been quarantined and is expected to abdicate his position as chairman very shortly. Liberals worldwide are claiming that it's their right to be stupid and we won’t disagree with them in their time of sorrow.

We will now return you to regular programming.