Advice to the Forlorn

Dear Ann L.

My husband lost his job 5 years ago and hasn't even tried to get a new one. He does nothing but run with his buddies. He won't touch me anymore and I think he's having an affair. What should I do? Please help me!
Clueless

Dear Clueless

You absolutely shouldn't put up with this man. Dump him NOW. After all, you are the junior senator from New York.
Ann