Hey Hillary!

Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer.

Q: What are the two worst things about Hillary?
A: Her face.

Q: What's the difference between Hillary and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

Q: How many Hillary's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: She doesn't! She whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

Q: What do Hillary and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.