One day, Bill came home
and was greeted by Hillary dressed in a very
sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she
purred, "and you can do anything you
want."
So Bill tied her up and went golfing.
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The senate minority
leader called all the senators together and
said to them, "I must tell you all
something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the
senate office building."
"Thank God," said Hillary.
"I'm so tired of chardonnay I could
barf."
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CSW
06-17