Hillary had always dreamed of
owning a cattle ranch and finally saved enough money
to buy the spread of her dreams in Wyoming.
"So what did you name the
ranch?" asked Lisa when she came to visit.
"We had a hard time,"
admitted Hillary. "Bill and I couldn’t
agree on a name. But we finally settled on the Double
C Lazy Triple Mucho Rancho Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky
Diamond Ranch."
"Wow! That's
impressive," exclaimed Lisa.
"So where are all the cattle?"
"Sad story" sobbed
Hillary. "None survived the branding.