Decaf my dear?

Bill and Hillary were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

Hillary said, "You should do it because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

Bill said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job and I can just wait for my coffee."

Hillary retorts, "No you should do it and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Bill says, "I can't believe that. Show me."

So Hillary fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and shows him that at the top of several pages it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"

CSW 06-02