Hillary and her
husband were driving through Louisiana and they
approached Natchitoches. Of course, they disagreed
about how to pronounce the name of the town.
When they stopped for lunch,
they asked the lady at the counter, "Before we
order, you can settle a disagreement for us. Would
you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"
The lady leaned over the counter
and said, "Burr-gerr Kinnng."