Warning!!

Your Lawyer Might Be Hillary

• When: She tells you that her last good case was Budweiser.
• When: The prosecutors learn who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
• When: She picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
• When: She tells you that she has never told a lie.
• When: A big sign in her office says: "Don't ask me."
• When: A prison guard is shaving your head.

CSW 06-11