Hey, Bartender

While in college, Hillary had a bartending job.

Every day a surgeon would stop by for a Daiquiri made with chopped walnuts.

One day Hillary ran out of walnuts although she did have hickory nuts.

In came the surgeon. Hillary made his drink but used the hickory nuts.

"Uhhhgggg. What is in this drink, Hillary?"

Hillary calmly confessed, "That's a hickory daiquiri Doc."

CSW 06-15