It's For You!
Any character similarities to persons living, dead,
or hoping to be president, are purely coincidental

Three women -- Vickie, Tina, and Hillary were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. Vickie pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked on questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip implant under my skin."

A few minutes later a cell phone rings. Tina lifts her palm to her ear. "That was my cell phone. I have a microchip implant in my hand."

Hillary was feeling really low tech. She just had to impress her friends. She left the sauna and went into the ladies room. A moment later she returns with a long strand of toilet paper hanging from her behind.
Her friends stared at her and then Hillary announced, "Would you look at that. I'm getting a fax."

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