The Jackpot

Bill came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Hillary, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

Hillary said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"I don't care what you pack, just pack and get out."

CSW 06-18