"
Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come
out. So much of her personality shines through,
that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep
with an intern."
- Craig Kilborn
In Hillary
Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary
details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton,
falling in love with him, getting married,
and living a passionate, wonderful life as
husband and wife. Then on page two, the
trouble starts."
- Jay Leno
"In
the book she says when Bill told her he
was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly
breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm
sorry, that's what Monica said."
- David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from
New York, announced that she has no
intentions of ever, ever running for
office of the President of the United
States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly
disappointed. He is crushed. There go
his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
- David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton
hosted her first party in her new home in
Washington. People said it was a lot like
the parties she used to host at the White
House. In fact, even the furniture was the
same."
- Jay Leno