Duuuh!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, Hillary, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut.

Angrily, she returned to the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Hillary? Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'."

CSW 06-02