Methuselah? Is That You?

Hillary died and arrived at the pearly gates. To her dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of her in line to see St. Peter. But, to her surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where Hillary was standing.

St. Peter greeted her warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took Hillary by the hand and guided her up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

Hillary said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

CSW 06-06