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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and it's her first night
in the White House. She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know if I can do that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! That's not my style."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."