Working people frequently ask
retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, here's something I loved doing.
The other day I went down town
and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said,
"Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break?"
He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket.
I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut
eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and started writing a third.
This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he
wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. You
see, I came down town on the bus - and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker
that said:
"Hillary/Obama
in '08."
I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my
health.