Hillary changed
her hair color to brown because she was tired of
being picked on for doing stupid things and being a
blond.
While driving
along the countryside one afternoon, she got a bright
idea how to test her newly found confidence. She
stopped at a nearby farm.
She said to the
farmer "Mr. shepherd farmer, if I can tell you
how many sheep you have in total, can I have
one?"
A somewhat
perplexed farmer thought for a nanosecond and said,
"Sure."
Hillary quickly
counted them and with all the confidence in the world
said, "You have 3."
The farmer looked
amazed that she could count that high and said,
"Okay, take one."
As she was
walking back to her car the farmer said, "If I
can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog
back?"