You Can Pine All you Want

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. Hillary rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a Christmas tree in the road, then I saw another. So I  had to swerve to keep from hitting them!"  The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

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