Hillary goes into a nearby store
and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't sell
to blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair
black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the
same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't sell
to blondes.
Frustrated, Hillary goes home and dyes her hair yet
again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time,
she returns and asks a different clerk.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that he
doesn't sell to blondes.
Hillary asks the clerk, "How in the world do you
know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, Because
that's not a TV in the corner -- it's a
microwave!"