A Sunday school teacher
asked the class, "What was Jesus' mother's
name?"
One lady answered, "Mary, of course."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what
Jesus' father's name was?"
Hillary stood and proudly announced, "Verge,
of course."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you
get that?"
Hillary said, "Well, they are always talking
about Verge n' Mary.''