We Saw the Light

Hillary was taking a stroll outside the senate office one morning and came upon a little boy trying to give away a litter of puppies. When Hillary remarked about how cute they were, the little boy said, "Yes, ma'am, they are. They're democrats."

Hillary thought this was so sweet that she told the boy if he still had one left by the weekend, she would be glad take one of them home. The boy agreed and Hillary walked on.

So comes the weekend and Hillary is again strolling in front of the senate office and notices the little boy with the puppies. Hillary walks up and greets the young man, who has two puppies left. She fawns over both of them and the boy remarks this time, "Only two left ma'am, and they're both republicans."

Hillary quickly sneered and said, "But the other day, you said the puppies were democrats."

The boy replied, "Well, yes ma'am. But since then, they've opened their eyes."