Play Ball

Bill and Hillary Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game.

The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the Bill's ear. As soon as he finishes, Mr. Clinton grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing.

Hillary falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities.

The Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers to Bill, "I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"