Lisa and Monica, two
"senior" singles, are talking.
LISA: "That nice Bill Clinton asked me out for a
date. I know you went out with him last week, and I
wanted to talk with you about him before I give him
my answer."
MONICA: "I'll tell you. He shows up at my
apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a
gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such
beautiful flowers and expensive cigars! Then he takes
me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a
limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes
me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we
go see a show. Let me tell you, Lisa, I enjoyed it so
much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we
are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
new dress and has his way with me two times!"
LISA: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling
me I shouldn't go out with him?"
MONICA: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an
old dress."