When Zarqawi died, he was headed for
the "down" elevator
when George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare
you try to
destroy the nation I helped to conceive.
Patrick Henry approached, punched
him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you
failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common
defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat
Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write
the Declaration of
Independence."
The beatings and thrashings
continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the
terrorist leader.
As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Abu Musab wept and said , "This is not what you
promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"